Come to think of it, Virat Kohli missed the century by just 99 runs!
Indian players going back on the flight to India.
Air Hostess: Some coffee Sir?
Indian Player: Yes
Air Hostess: Mocha or Latte?
Indian Player: Espresso Hi De Do... Mauka Haath Se Nikal Geya Aur Latte India Mein Khayenge.

#IndvsAus:
Kohli misunderstood Dhoni's statement - "Spend time with Sharma"!

#IndvsAus:
Anushka : Virat I want you here in 5 mins.
Virat really took it seriously!

#IndvsAus:
Nothing can beat the true love of Anushka for Virat. She went to Sydney just to watch Virat score one run!
#IndvsAus:
Gambhir calls Yuvraj
Hello: hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha .
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Yuvraj : hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
Ruk Ruk Main Sehwag Ko Conference Mein Leta Hun!

#IndvsAus
Dear Boss,
As I will be suffering from fever on 26 March 2015 and I will not be attending office.
Thank You!
Air Hostess: Would you like some coffee?
Pakistani Cricketer: Yes.
Air Hostess: Espresso or Latte?
Pakistani Cricketer: Espresso. Latte Pakistan mein Khayenge!
#AUSvsPAK
Pakistan may lose today but their fielders may not make it home.
Why?
They'll miss their flight.
Why?
They can't catch anything!

Agar Pakistan Bhool Se Bhi Australia Se Quarter Final Mein Jeet Jaata Toh...
India Ko Semifinal Ke Roop Mein Ek Aur Practice Match Mil Jaata!