Stu(dying)
Stu(died)
Coincidence? I think not!
Delhi University's cut off percentage for Science is 99.25%. Those who scored 60% are now laughing at those who scored 99.24%!
The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows.
Things I didn't learn while in school:
How to:
Pay bills
Buy a house
Make both ends meet!
If school isn't a place to sleep, then home isn't a place to study!
Behind every successful man there is a woman. So don't waste your time unnecessarily in studies...
Just find that woman!
5 days of school, 2 days of weekend.
10 months of school, 2 months of Holidays.
Who f**ked the calculations!
Dear Math,
You have too many Xs. Stop being a Casanova and choose one and live a peaceful life. And please stop bothering us with your problems!
Sincerely,
Students.
US Dollar has increased to Rs 55;
Milk has increased to Rs 40;
And Petrol has shot up to Rs 70.
Thank God!
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Passing Marks are still 35!
Class rooms are like train
1st two benches are 'Executive Coaches'
Reserved For VIP
Middle two are 'General Compartment.
And last two are 'Sleeper Class.'