When your teacher says "GET OUT", it means you've won the argument!
US Dollar has increased to Rs 55
One liter Milk has increased to Rs 39
Petrol has increased to Rs 72
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Thank God! Passing marks are still 35!
S.C.H.O.O.L. = Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives
How to identify Students?
1: Stressed
2: Depressed
3: Well Dressed
When did Maths get ruined?
When the Satan said, "Put the alphabets in Maths".
School is a jail;
Classes are the cells;
Teachers are the security guards;
And we are the prisoners.
Newton's wife: How am I looking?
Newton: tan c/sin c
Wife: huh?
Newton: tan c/sin c = (sin c/cos c)1/sin C = 1/cos c = sec c
Naughty Newton
It doesn't matter if I go to bed at 9:00 pm or 2:00 am. When I wake up early for school tomorrow, I'll be tired either way.
School is like riding a roller coaster.
When it starts, you want it to stop;
But when it stops, you want it to start again.
S-T-U-D-Y = [S]inging, [T]weeting, [U]nlimited Texting, [D]reaming, [Y]awning.