At a meeting of alumni at their alma-mater, a teacher asked the students, "Any sour experience related to school?"
A student relied, "M'am, I met my wife in this school only!
A student who changes the course of 'History' is probably taking an exam!
Behind every successful student, there is a Girlfriend.
But what about a failed student?
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Lots of Girlfriends!
S = Sleeping
T = Talking with friends
U = Unlimited Geri
D = Day Dreaming and
Y = Yawning!
Maths tells us saddest of love stories.
Tangent lines - which had one chance to meet and then parted forever.
Parallel lines - which were never meant to meet.
Asymptotes - which can get closer and closer but will never be together!
When someone says that "Nothing can be more complicated than Love",
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Throw Maths Text Books on their face!
Two Commerce students engaged in a heart to heart conversation.
One: Oh! Sorry yaar, I heard about your breakup. Is it true?
Two: Yup!
One: You must be sad na?
two: No yaar... since we're commerce students, I have kept one reserve girlfriend to offset doubtful debts!
Even if all the musicians join together to create a melody to make us sleep, they can't beat our teachers and textbooks!
When I want to fall in love with my text books, my bed falls in love with me.
And I believe that one should love the one who loves us!
When your relatives call to enquire about your Exam results, ask them about their salary!