Do you know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite?
NaBrO!
Student Service Announcement:
If class is not a place to sleep;
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Then home is not a place to study!
Tit for Tat:
In Exams, they give me questions which I don't know.
So I give them answers which they don't know!
Murder of English:
A diagram in a book was not clear so the teacher drew the diagram on the blackboard and said:
"Don't look at the book figure, look at my figure!"
A boy to a girl before an examination: Hey, all the best!
Girl: All the best to you, too!
The girl scores 85 marks and the boy failed.
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Moral: Only boys wish from the heart!
The risk I took was well calculated - the result wasn't good as I'm bad at Maths!
Me in class: I'll finish this at home.
Me at home: I'll finish this in class!
The probability of a topic appearing in an exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave it completely!
Exam rules by Newton:
Half of what you read is waste;
Half of the rest you don't understand;
Half of what you understand you won't remember;
And the half of what you remember is never asked!
Side effects of Exams:
A guy went to a restaurant. He wanted to order food but he forgot what a 'Menu' is called.
So he asked the waiter, "Syllabus Lana, Zarra!"