If you like bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more!
May your life be some day as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook!
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status!
I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here!
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them!
I was born without you so guess what? I can live without you!
Thanks for being a small, unnecessary part of my life!
Dear Haters,
May all your teeth fall out except the ones that ache!
She's a pain in the ass but she's my pain of ass... and I love her!
I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them!