Me in my 20s: Eats junk food, works out and loses 5 lbs in a week.
Me in my 30s: Eats healthy, works out, gains love handles overnight.
My stomach talks to me more than most of my friends!
Most people goals: Get married and have babies.
My Goals: Figure out how to eat cake every night without getting fat!
Today is chest and leg day!
Me ordering at KFC!
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts.
I won't lie, it was a Rocky Road!
No matter how much you eat, there is always some room for dessert.
Dessert doesn't go to the stomach, it goes to the heart!
I'm on a health kick. I've decided to stop using the drive-thru at McDonald's!
I'm going to park the car and walk in!
Eat like no one is going to see you naked!
My GOAL of 2019 is... not to become more 'GOLE'!
The past of eat is ate;
The future of ate is weight;
And the funniest part is that people realize it when it's too late!