Might wake up early and go for a jog.
Might also win the lottery... odds are about the same!
I'm not over eating. I am just stocking the food just in case I get hungry later!
If gyms charged high monthly costs, but gave you a percentage back every time you went. It would provide motivation to go, and help your health!
My doctor told me you are gaining a lot of weight. You should eat only reddish and carrot.
Now I am eating only... Gajar Ka Halwa and Mooli Ke Paranthe!
People are never fat, they are just easier to see... simple!
The year is going to end and the only thing I gained so far this year is weight!
My body is a temple.
A temple where I store chocolates, cookies and desserts!
My brain says, "Exercise".
But my heart says, "Extra Rice"!
Going to gym and working out is basically fooling your body into believing it needs stronger muscles to survive!
My Fitbit thanked me for not making him work nearly as hard as the other Fitbits!