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My favourite part of eating healthy is the junk food I eat immediately after!

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Brain cells, hair cells and skin cells - they all die constantly, but these fat cells seem to have an eternal life!

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I went to the store to buy 6 cans of Sprite.
It's only when I got home I realised I picked 7-up!

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The chocolate box said 500 gms then how did I put on 2 kgs!

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Killer whales weigh 7 tons and can jump 15 feet in the air and I groan when I stand up from the couch!

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I wish I could lose weight as easy as I lose my keys, pen, cell phone, my temper and even my mind!

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Every time I lose some weight.
I find it again in the refrigerator!

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What did I learn today?
Losing weight while eating donuts is easy if you only eat the hole!

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For those needing motivation:
The past tense of fit is fat!

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With every passing hour, you are one hour closer to your next food!