They say to never go food shopping when you're hungry.
But it's been over a week now and every day I just get hungrier!
I'm trying this new diet where I only eat the food my kids leave on their plate.
I've gained 47 pounds!
When you think about it, getting in shape is a problem in which running away from it would help!
Paradox of life:
Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore, Calories start to matter!
Exercised two days in a row so I'm pretty much ready for the next Olympics!
I'm on a health kick. I've decided to stop using the drive-thru at McDonald's!!
I'm going to park the car and walk in!
I eat too much candy.
I know this because my dentist plans his annual vacation after my appointments!
Fat weighs less than muscle so in theory I should be getting lighter!
Food is the most abused anxiety drug.
Exercise is the most under utilized antidepressant!
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree, that makes it a plant... therefore, chocolate is salad!