I decided to buy a piano instead of a treadmill. It gives me a bigger place to pile the laundry!
I need to start eating more healthily.
But first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me!
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat!
2 stages of my life:
I should eat.
I shouldn't have eaten that much.
Need someone to look at me the way I look at free food!
Important Dieting Tip:
Avoid things that make you fat like...
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Weighing scales, Mirrors and Photographs!
Aggar Aap Roj 2 Glass Lauki Ka Juice Piyenge Toh Na Kewal Aapka Weight Kam Hoga, Aapki Jeene Ki Ichha Bhi Kam Ho Jayegi!
There should be a calorie refund for things that didn't taste as good as you expected!
Not to brag, but after 3 years in the gym, I have abs like a shredded bag of cottage cheese!
They say it's very easy to lose something but it's been 3 months and I haven't lost a pound!