Whenever I say, "I'm on diet", my mom thinks I want to go out for dinner!
Gained a lot this year. Overall 5 kilos and 2 inches around my waist!
My favorite exercise is running downstairs to get some more food!
I've never been in love but I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food!
I don't know how am I supposed to lose weight when the best part of life is food!
"Stressed" backward is "Desserts" so chill and have that cupcake!
Yes, I do have feelings!
Last night, I dropped a piece of pizza on the floor and I just stared and cried for 10 minutes!
I'm glad chocolate bars come with resealable packages, so I can eat half now, and the other half 1 minute from now!
Humans are funny creatures.
They invent machines to skip efforts and then invent gyms to make up for the efforts they skipped!
Contrary to popular belief, it's actually the fat that makes you look fat. It was never the dress!