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I wanted to lose weight, so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there!

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The body is 70% water... So cool, I am not fat I am just flooded!

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I can lose weight but I hate losing!

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I do have feelings.
For example... I always feel hungry!

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Damn, you know you're getting old when you get up in the morning and have to rest for a while!

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Our bodies don't trust us at all. They keep fat because they're not confident we are going to eat!

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I exercised once but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath.
Very dangerous!

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A Samosa is just a fortune cookie and the potato inside it is telling us how fat our future is!

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Anyone who says time flies has obviously never been on a treadmill!

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I am trying to be more fit these days,
So now I walk inside the store to buy my burger instead of using the drive-thru!

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