I wanted to lose weight, so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there!
The body is 70% water... So cool, I am not fat I am just flooded!
I can lose weight but I hate losing!
I do have feelings.
For example... I always feel hungry!
Damn, you know you're getting old when you get up in the morning and have to rest for a while!
Our bodies don't trust us at all. They keep fat because they're not confident we are going to eat!
I exercised once but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath.
Very dangerous!
A Samosa is just a fortune cookie and the potato inside it is telling us how fat our future is!
Anyone who says time flies has obviously never been on a treadmill!
I am trying to be more fit these days,
So now I walk inside the store to buy my burger instead of using the drive-thru!