My Gym instructor suggested skipping.
So I skipped the gym for 2 years and counting!
Fat people should be called skinny as they have more skin surface area!
The only reason I'm fat is because...
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A tiny body couldn't store all this personality!
True happiness is when someone says, You've lost weight!
A vegetarian lady looked at my burger and said, " You know, a sheep died so you could have that burger."
I looked at her salad and responded, " Maybe she died because you keep eating all her food!"
The leading cause of obesity is...
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"Free Home Delivery"!
People are never fat, they are just easier to see!
I wish we could donate body fat to those in need!
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it... I am totally flexible!
Please God, if you can't make me 'slim', make my friends 'fat'!