
The past of eat is ate;
Th future of ate is weight;
And the most funny part is that people realize it when it's too late!

I love my six packs so much, I cover it with a layer of fat!

The more you weight, the harder it's to kidnap you.
So stay safe and eat cake!

I didn't make it to the gym today.
That makes five years in a row!

Learning from cows, buffaloes and elephants:
It's just impossible to reduce weight by eating green grass, salads and walking!

I think I figured out Victoria's Secret. She's hungry!

Diet rule #1:
If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

Kya Aaj Aapne Exercise Ki?
Maine Toh
NIKE

You can't spell diet without die!

Take a walk, not a pill. The side effects are much better!