The hardest part of my diet is watching my friends eat!
I've finally decided to do something about my weight.
Lie!
I wish there was a way to donate fat like you can donate blood!
All I want in life is to lose weight and gain money.
Instead, I am, gaining weight and losing money!
Exercise
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Extra Fries
I named my dog "5 miles" so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day!
I've reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me!
I really think that tossing and turning at night should be considered as exercise!
I wish weight was like virginity, once you loose it you can't get it back!
You know you're bored when all you do is eat!