Single: Taken at the gym and don't have time for your sh*t!
Age is only a number, Weight is only a number. These numbers are really starting to p*ss me off!
My heart says bacon and beer but my jeans say, for the love of God dude - eat a f***ing salad!
I can lose weight but I hate losing!
Ganpati, Laughing Buddha, Santa-Claus or Kuber.
They're a few of the most popular Gods who're in the heavier side. So don't get hassled if you are a few pounds overweight!
One quarter of what we eat keeps us alive. The other three quarters keep our doctors alive!
The advantage of exercising every day is you die healthier!
What we learnt from cows and buffaloes, It is just impossible to lose weight by eating greens and salads!
Diet Tip:
Your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any!
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet!