What is the similarity between your wife and your boss?
Both of them think they know everything!
A COVID joke for all:
A wife and her husband are sitting at a restaurant when the waitress starts out-right flirting with the husband.
The husband, flattered, gets a little boastful and the wife says, "Don't get excited. She's got COVID."
"How do you know?" asks the husband.
Wife: Well, she's clearly got no taste!
Difference between husband and wife:
The wife can change her mind whenever she wants
The husband can change his mind whenever his wife wants!
What is the similarity between media and wife?
Jab Tak Ek Hi Baat 100 Baar Na Bata De, Dono Ke Dil Ko Sukoon Hi Nahi Milta!
The most important invention in the history of mankind is not the wheel, it's the chair.
Can't agree? Just go shopping with your wife!
One great benefit of marriage is that you get to find out all the things you do wrong immediately!
My favorite childhood memory is not being married. Those were the days!
A newly married husband thinks that his opinion matters so he shares it with his wife.
An experienced husband knows that his opinion doesn't matter, keeps it to himself.
A veteran husband knows that his opinion doesn't matter, but shares it to give her an opportunity to say, "he's wrong"!
Marriage is mostly just pretending on social media that you're happy together!
Wives and police are quite similar. Both have the ability to make it look as if it was your fault!