My wife doesn't let me speak 70% of the time. The rest of the time, she sleeps!
My wife got food poisoning today.
I'm scared guys, I don't know when she's gonna use it against me!
During An Arguments With Her Husband: A Wife Was Just About To Calm Down,
But Then Her Husband Asked Her To Calm Down!
Dear Ladies,
There are 2 types of husbands.
Type 1: Calm, handsome, responsible, understanding, caring, loving, good listeners, love shopping, provide you Credit Card, love, respect & appreciate your parent's family, and always ready & willing to sacrifice their life for you.
Type 2: Your husband!
A husband is the real Santa to every wife.
No matter what she asks or says, he always says, "Ho Ho Ho Mery Kismat"!
Husband: That's the fifth time I've had to replace the clutch on this car.
Wife: Hello, don't blame me for that. I never use it!
Husband: Can I ask you a stupid question?
Wife: You just need to ask a question. I already know that it'll be a stupid one!
Not bragging, but my wife lets me do whatever she wants!
Marriage is a competition between two people who can live longer.
Whoever wins gets all of the other person's money!
Tip for a successful marriage:
DON'T