Every husband is a farmer by default.
His survival solely depends on 'agree culture'!
And 'agree culture' increases GDP (Gross Domestic Peace)!
1st year of marriage: I love resting my head on your chest and hearing your heartbeat as I drift off to sleep.
10th year of marriage: I recorded your snoring so that you can hear how loud & annoying it is!
Tsunami - T is silent
Honest - H is silent
Knife - K is silent
Wife is angry - I'm silent!
It's safe for husbands to forget their mistakes.
Your wives very well remember those and you will be reminded of them frequently.
Sleeping on the sofa after fighting with your wife feels like you're camping in the jungle with a ferocious lioness somewhere near you!
A successful marriage is based on three main principles:
1) Appreciate your similarities
2) Respect your differences
3) Do what your wife tells you to do
My wife wants to go on a calming & relaxing long drive.
That means I need to stay home with the kids!
My wife bought me an iPhone for Christmas and I bought her an iRon. iGet out of the hospital tomorrow!
My wife hates it when I invite people to our house for dinner and she has to pretend to be nice to me!
I begin every day by looking at my wife's beautiful eyes and telling her that she's right and I'm sorry!