My wife isn't always right. But when she is, it's usually all the time!
Golden rules for a happy married life:
1. Keep quiet when your wife is talking.
2. Don't talk when your wife is quiet!
Vaali is one of the most powerful characters in the Ramayana. Vaali had a boon. Whoever fought with him, half of his power went to Vaali. In the Kaliyuga as well, whoever fights with the wife, half of his power goes to the wife.
That is why the wife is called 'Ghar Vaali'!
#humour
Wife: I had a terrible day.
Me: Ok let's talk about it.
Wife: Please no, I don't want to make it more terrible!
My wife and I decided to split our Christmas spending budget in a mutually beneficial manner.
She gets to spend 90% and I can spend the remaining 10%!
Top three things husbands tell:
(3) I wasn't looking at that girl
(2) No, you're not looking fat
(1) I'm sorry
All these years of dealing with women made me understand that one should never piss off a woman when she's angry or peaceful or alive!
According to WebMD, my wife is sick of me again!
Honey, when I said I'd do anything for you, I meant things like fighting a war or taking a bullet and not cleaning the bathroom and doing the dishes!
Wife: I tried to change my password to your name.
Husband: Wow that's wonderful.
Wife: But I got an error message that it contains a useless character. Technology is awesome!
