My wife's concentration is at its peak when she inspects the dishes I washed!
I'm giving my wife the silent treatment today. Unfortunately, she is not returning the favor!
Wife: Before marriage, men are like grapes. After marriage, we wives turn them into fine wine.
Husband: True. Before marriage, men are like grapes and once married, the wives beat the crap out of them until they turn into wine!
When your wife is silent, do you
1. Enjoy the peace and quiet?
2. Try to understand why she's silent?
3. Run for your life?
Dear Bachelors,
Before choosing your woman, ensure that she looks beautiful when angry, because that's how she's gonna a look like 90% of the time after marriage!
5-year-old daughter: Daddy, what's your favorite colour?
Me: Wait, I need to check with your mom. Honey, what's my favourite color?
Wife, immediately after waking up: It's all your fault.
Husband: What did I do?
Wife: Let me think, I just woke up!
In my house, I am the boss.
My wife is just the decision maker!
You cheat God thousands of times. But God is so kind, He doesn't punish you every time. He just gets you married!
A woman can see a girl's hair on her husband's shirt from 20 meters but can't see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car!
