My superpower is the ability to make my wife angry by just smiling at her.
What's yours?
It doesn't matter how educated you are.
If your wife says, "Aap Nahi Samjhoge", the matter ends, chapter closed!
I tried threatening my wife by saying that I'm gonna leave her.
She is now helping me pack my bags.
What should I do now?
Fact:
Saying 'Alexa, mute the volume' when your wife's talking to you will make her really angry!
Once you are a married man, your prayers go directly to God's spam folder!
Wife: Honey, where do you want to eat from on your birthday?
Husband names 15 restaurants one by one
Wife: I don't like any of those. Why don't you call & book a table for two at some Chinese restaurant?
According to my wife, her favorite mythical creatures are:
1. Unicorns
2. Mermaids
3. Me, who listens to everything she says
Every husband reaches that stage in his life that's referred to as the `Wonder Years` where he has no idea what's happening in his life and wonders why his wife's mad at him!
Ancient man: I invented the wheel. It'll help mankind to progress. I'm so proud.
Ancient man's mother-in-law: I should have asked my daughter to marry that John, he just invented fire!
Husband: What would you do if I leave you?
Wife: Oh I might die.
Husband: Awww cute, but how?
Wife: I might get a heart attack from all the excitement!
