One of the greatest benefits of marriage is that you are told immediately about all the things you do wrong!
My wife has made me learn so many wonderful things in life.
For example, you can easily spend 4 hours shopping for a dress that your wife wants to wear for her friend's wedding!
A couple dies in a car crash. The husband becomes a Bhoot. The Wife becomes a Chudail. They both find each other again after some time.
Wife: Kitne Different Lag Rahe Ho Bhoot Ban Kar.
Husband: Pagli, Tu Bilkul Nahi Badli!
When a woman replies with 'OK' as a message,
Read through the last 200 messages you've sent to her and find your mistake!
When you're wrong and you surrender, you're an honest man.
When you're in doubt and you surrender, you're a wise man.
When you're right and you surrender, you're a married man!
Pro Tip:
When your wife says `Can I ask you something, honey?`, please note that she has done enough research & already knows the right answer. But she is waiting for you to lie so that she can rip you apart with facts & further questions.
Please handle the situation accordingly!
Whenever you have to make a decision, listen to your heart, then your brain & finally do what your wife tells you to do!
I am at that stage in my marriage where I am immune to my wife's nagging.
I have developed heard immunity, having heard everything she has to say!
Husband: Tumhein Itna Time Lagta Hai Tayaar Hone Mein? Main 2 Minute Mein Tayaar Ho Gaya Hun.
Wife: Maggi Aur Biryani Mein Farak Hota Hai!
Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you!
