Wife: How dare you? You saved my number as COVID-19.
Husband: Because you take my breath away!
Wives are like cats. All they do is look cute and give you attention whenever they feel like!
I'm sure whoever said that honesty is the best policy never encountered a situation...
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where his wife asked him if her friend looked beautiful!
A philosopher husband said, "Every wife is a 'Mistress' of her husband 'Miss' for first-year & 'Stress' for the rest of the life!
The position of a husband is just like a Split AC. No matter how loud he is outdoor, he is designed to remain silent indoor!
My wife just agreed with something I said. Now I don't know what to do. I'm not used to it!
While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents, "I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life".
Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents, like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"?
No... because women don't tell lies!
If a wife wants her husband's attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.
If a husband wants his wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy!
Marriage is fun:
My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting!
Roadside sobriety tests are scary.
Last night, I was driving home with my wife and a cop stopped me and asked me if I were drunk. I said no. So he asked me when my wife's birthday is.
All three dates I said were wrong. I got fined by the police & my wife hasn't spoken to me since then!
