Some men climb Mt. Everest. Some men skydive. Some men wave surf.
And here I am thinking for the last five hours how to ask my wife if I can go out with my friends!
My wife is like poetry.
And I don't understand poetry!
My wife told me to ensure that I wear a dress that matches with hers at her cousin's wedding.
I did exactly what I was told to. But still, she's mad at me.
And to make things worse, I feel so uncomfortable in this saree!
My wife has a throat infection and the doctor advised her not to talk for the next three days.
That doctor is my favorite person now!
Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?
Husband: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers!
Our kids are with my parents' house. So tonight my wife and I might indulge in something that we haven't done for a while.
Sleep peacefully, that is!
When I'm angry at my wife, I let her know my unhappiness by aggressively washing the dishes and mopping the floor!
Husband: Did you read the newspaper? As per the latest research, it has been found that 15% of women take medicines for mental illness.
Wife: What's so special about this news?
Husband: This is a dangerous news.
Wife: Why?
Husband: This means 85% of women are roaming around without taking medicines!
Not everyone can understand what marriage is all about especially those who are married!
Husband: I lost my job. With the current situation, it will be difficult to get another job. We may have to utilize our savings now. I'm really worried.
Wife: That's so sad. By the way, have you noticed my new hair colour?
