I asked my wife if I have anything in me that she doesn't like.
She scheduled a PowerPoint presentation tonight at 8 PM!
I am damn sure that my wife has topped all her history examinations in school & college.
No wonder she's still an expert in bringing up the past while having an argument with me!
A good marriage requires good understanding.
My wife tells me I'm wrong and I tell her she's right!
In a good relationship, both husband and wife are willing to admit the husband's mistakes!
Mistakes my wife makes that results in all our fights:
1. Assuming that I'm listening to her.
2. Assuming that I'll understand what she's telling.
3. Assuming that I'll remember everything she said!
Wife: Had your lunch?
Husband: Had your lunch?
Wife: I am asking you.
Husband: I am asking you.
Wife: You copying me?
Husband: You copying me?
Wife: Let's go shopping.
Husband: Yes I had my lunch!
I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is... scaring men is easy!
My wife has gone to her parents' and I'm missing her so much.
So I went to KFC and picked a fight with the woman at the drive-thru window!
My doctor asked me how I could bear so much pain. I said I'm married for long enough!
Pro Tip:
The best way to gain your wife's attention is by not giving her any attention!
