My wife gifted me seven books on "How to be a better husband". I'm sure she's trying to convey some message to me.
I think she wants me to develop a reading habit and that's why she has gifted these many books!
Reasons why my wife is upset with me:
1. I did something wrong (5%)
2. I have no idea (95%)
I texted my wife `You complete our relationship` but autocorrect changed it to `You complicate our relationship`.
She has seen the message but not yet responded. Any advice guys?
I don't mind waiting for my wife to come out of the beauty parlour.
I use that time to watch my favourite films.
I just read a list of "100 things to do before you die".
I'm surprised that "tell your wife to calm down" isn't one of them!
Whenever my wife has to hide something from me, she normally hides it in her purse.
That way she knows that I'll never find it!
Every man is a freedom fighter, after marriage!
What marriage has taught me:
If my wife's angry, I know she'll be OK after some time.
But if she's silent, it's better to leave the country, change my name and start a new life!
Marriage is like getting admission to Oxford.
Everyone complaints that it's difficult. But there's no reduction in the number of people waiting in the queue!
Whenever I buy gifts for my wife, she always requests me to give her the receipt.
I thought it was awkward, but then I realized that she needs the receipt to exchange the gift from the shop!
