If you laugh & tell your wife that she has put on weight during the lockdown, later you shouldn't ask her why the dinner isn't ready.
I learned this the hard way!
Our kitchen floor was sticky and my wife told me to do something about it. So I went out and bought her a pair of slippers.
Now she's angry. I can't understand women!
Does anybody else have a wife who loves to play that game called "Talk from the kitchen and get upset when I can't hear her?"
Marriage is fun:
My wife is now upset with me because I didn't know why she was upset with me!
Husband: Hum Dono Saath Mil Kar Corona Se Ladenge Aur Usko Harayenge.
Wife: Nahi Mujhe Corona Ke Saath Nahi Jamega, Main Aapke Saath Hi Ladungi!
Being on your wife's DP doesn't mean you are special to her.
Even Baygon Spray has a picture of a Cockroach on the can!
Me: I wish I could go back in time and live with my parents.
Wife: Aww, so cute. You miss them right?
Me: I miss them. And they'd pay off all my bills too!
The law of averages is all bullshit.
I've been married for fifteen years and I haven't won an argument with my wife even once!
Marriage is a wonderful institution that has taught me so many things.
For instance, the expensive towels that are kept in the cupboard are only for the guests and not to wipe my "ugly face"!
I made a mistake. I realized my mistake. I apologized.
She made a mistake. I told her it was her mistake. I realized my mistake. I apologized!
