Wife: Let's go out for dinner.
Husband: Italian?
Wife: No.
Husband: Indian?
Wife: No.
Husband: Chinese?
Wife: No.
Husband: Thai?
Wife: No.
Husband: Then what do you want?
Wife: You decide!
Things that a man doesn't want to hear from his wife:
1. Do I look fat?
2. Guess what day today is?
3. I'm fine
4. We need to talk
I just told my wife `How could you forget what day today was` and then walked out of our bedroom and slammed the door.
Now that should give her a taste of her own medicine!
In hell, husbands are tortured by making them go shopping with their wives at stores with no chairs!
Not to brag, but I'm my wife's Alexa!
I blame all the marriage problems I have on my wife.
It's because of her poor choice in selecting a husband!
My wife is like a cat. She looks cute and ignores me all day!
I stopped maintaining a diary after marriage.
My wife remembers everything that I have ever done!
Pro-tip for husbands:
You should always share your honest opinion with your wife. Except about
1. Her haircut
2. Her weight gain
3. The new dress she bought
Silence is the most dangerous language.
So if your wife is silent, boy, you're in trouble!
