Wife: I am angry with you.
Me: Again or still?
My wife told me that we've communication issues. So I sent her a text asking, " Why?" She didn't reply. So I made a Skype call & she didn't answer. Then I sent her 15 WhatsApp messages, which were delivered but not read.
Finally, I had to go to the bedroom to talk to her. These women!
Do you know what all these years of marriage comprehensively taught me?
I AM ALWAYS WRONG!
If I make my wife upset, she shouts a lot. But if I make her a little bit more upset, she gives me the silent treatment.
So, it's worth that extra effort, right?
Losing your spouse can be hard.
But it's not impossible!
Logical Perspective:
A man who does chores in his house is not helping his wife.
He is simply doing chores in his house!
Scientists claim that the Big Bang was the loudest noise that has ever occurred in Earth's history.
Those scientists have obviously never heard my wife shouting at me!
Pro tip:
If your wife catches you looking at another woman, just tell her that you're glad she doesn't dress like that. Earn an extra point by complimenting her dress sense.
PS: It works only once!
Next time when you're having an argument with your wife, just say "My mother was right about you" and walk away like a boss.
PS: Please perform the above stunt at your own risk!
My wife noticed that I wasn't listening to her as she was telling something important.
As she was about to get angry, I told her that her hair looks great today. She was happy and started to talk about the new shampoo & conditioner that she bought online.
I deserve a medal!
