I'm so thankful for my wife.
If it wasn't for her, I'd be walking around thinking that I was always doing everything right!
Dear newly married,
Before having any kids, make sure you're done sleeping and the other things you like to do!
My wife smiled at me this morning for no reason.
Now I'm unable to do anything!
In a way, Corona is like a spouse. Initially, you try to control it, then you realize you can't. Then you learn to live with it!
Feeling bored in lockdown, want some adventure in your life?
Tell your wife that your mom did much more cooking and cleaning and she never even complained.
All the best!
Everyday my wife asks me what I want for dinner.
Sometimes I guess the answer correctly!
As per my horoscope, today I might find the true love of my life.
I'm not sure how my wife is going to react to it!
On a more positive note:
Forget seeing the Himalayas and other natural vistas. Today the air was so clear my wife could see my point of view!
Not bragging, but my main hobby is apologizing to my wife for saying something hilarious!
A couple got divorced. They split the house. And he got the outside!
