Spending all my time at home these days I came to a conclusion:
My marriage is built upon trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!
I love it when my wife whispers sweet things into my ears to wake me up.
Today it was `toilet is clogged and the bathroom is flooded`!
Sorry I couldn't interact with you much today.
I accidentally asked my wife why she's not talking to me!
According to my wife it was all going well until I woke up this morning!
Before getting married, I didn't even know that I always parked the car wrong and too far away!
I have understood at last.
Lock up: Under police custody.
Lockdown: Under wife's custody!
Wife: You're wrong.
Husband: But I didn't say anything.
Wife: I know, I'm just brushing up my skills!
Polygamy is illegal.
But I get to enjoy it as I have a wife with multiple personalities!
Wives are like small children, you've to be worried and careful when they're silent!
There are two types of men:
1. Those who are scared of their wives
2. Bachelors
