My wife and I have been in lockdown for around 36 days now.
One thing is for sure, there is no way I am retiring!
My wife and I are in a very serious relationship.
We never smile at each other!
I've made some terrible decisions in my life.
Just kidding, I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions!
Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse due to the Coronavirus, my wife asked me if I notice anything different about her!
My wife and I were having an argument last night. I was right about something and she was wrong, but I didn't tell her that.
I may be right, but definitely not stupid!
Being a husband means that you are half of a relationship, but only one fifth of the closet space!
Men, before marriage - Dude
Men, after marriage - Subdued
I need an app that warns me about what my wife is up to when she says...
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`We need to talk`!
My wife and I have a very good mutual understanding.
I let my wife win all our arguments and in turn she lets me live!
It's been such a joy being home with my wife for the past 3 weeks.
We have caught up on all the things I have done wrong in the past 15 years!



