Last night, I accidentally woke up in the middle of my sleep and saw my wife holding a pillow over my face to protect me from the Coronavirus.
What a wonderful caring woman!
I told my wife that she forgot to switch off the lights in the kitchen last night.
In response, she gave me a chronological listing of all the wrong things I did in the last 10 years.
When will I learn?
Working from home:
My wife filed a harassment complaint against me to my office HR!
My wife is so confusing.
First she told me to be myself and then she told me to stop being an idiot!
Saw a flying saucer today.
It appeared right after the flying cup that my wife threw at me!
90% of being a good husband is knowing when to apologize!
Minimum 6 ft distance
No hugging
No kissing
So basically, Coronavirus situation is like marriage. But with a cough!
To all the wives who said, "You don't spend enough time with me."
Bhagwaan Se Maafi Maang Lo!
If I'm quarantined with my wife and I die, please be aware that it was not the Coronavirus!
My wife's a visionary.
She used to stay six feet away from me even before Coronavirus was a thing!
#Coronavirus #Covid_19
