A wife asked for legal opinion from her lawyer husband on why wives are supposed to cook food for their husbands.
He said, "According to Geneva Convention, all prisoners must be provided with Food!"
7 out of 10 wives say that their husbands are always wrong.
And the other three are upset with their husbands and do not want to talk about it right now!
The noise reduction feature in my new headphone is not working.
I can still hear my wife yelling at me!
Wife has gone for a haircut. To avoid any trouble, I've been practicing my reaction on seeing her new hair style for a couple of hours now!
If you are experiencing the following symptoms:
1. Headache
2. Bodyache
3. Poor eyesight
4. Difficulty in breathing
5. High temperature
6. Always out of mind
7. Difficulty in sleeping
8. Most of the time in shock
9. Easily gets mad & can't communicate properly
10. Feeling dizzy
This is not Coronavirus. These are symptoms of Married Life.
So deal with it!
The doctor advised my wife to take iron supplements.
No wonder she wasn't getting attracted to my magnetic personality!
I think my wife has started to show the first signs of Alzheimer's.
She said she can't remember what she ever saw in me!
I wish I got married on February 29th.
That way my wife would get mad at me for forgetting our anniversary only once in every four years!
Even after being married for 15 years, I still don't know what to say when my wife asks "What are you thinking?"
I have found out that Coronavirus is the best thing that has happened to me lately.
My wife does not want to fly or take a vacation because she is afraid to get infected. She doesn't go to the mall because she is afraid to get infected. She doesn't shop on the internet because she knows everything comes from China.
This is not a virus - this is a savings plan!
