My wife and I got stuck in an elevator and when we got home, we told the story to our kids. They just looked at us and said, "So... did you get out?"
My wife and I looked at each other and made a pact to go ahead and start drinking away their college fund!
Wife: I want you to be honest with me.
Husband: You look fat in those jeans.
Wife: How dare you say that!
According to research exercising for 30 minutes every day is a great way to reduce your blood pressure.
They should know that not getting married is the better way!
Pro tip:
Confusion on what gift to buy for your wife's birthday?
Tell her you already got something and make her guess. She'll list the things she wants one by one!
Marriage is the process where the husband slowly finds out from his wife what kind of a man she would have preferred!
Pro Tip for husbands:
If you tell your wife that she looks too good for her age, she'll not consider it as a compliment.
Telling from my own experience!
I thought the movie "Transformers" was about what women are best in doing once they get married!
Some days I get a feeling that my wife married me only because she needed someone to carry all these shopping bags!
l don't understand how God managed to give only Ten Commandments for the whole world.
My wife has given 182 commandments just for me!
My wife loves me so much.
First, she renewed my life insurance policy for a higher sum and then bought me a solo vacation package to China!
