Marriage is so fun that I had to apologize for something I did in my wife's dream!
Not sure if I'm more upset with my wife referring to our anniversary as the "annual appraisal" or the fact that I got a C grade!
Marriage is always about two-way communication & mutual understanding.
I say what I want, my wife says what she wants and then we do what she wants!
Guys, I need your advice. To impress my wife, should I do the laundry or the dishes first?
18 is too young to get married. You can't even buy booze at 18.
If you can't buy booze, how the hell are you gonna make marriage work?
80% of men don't know why their wife is angry. Do you think rest 20% of men know?
Wrong, they don't even know their wife is angry!
Universal Truth:
Wives worry about the things husbands forget.
Husbands worry about the things wives remember!
I carry a picture of my wife in my wallet.
It helps me understand why there's no money in it!
Wife's friend: Look, your husband is talking to a pretty girl.
Wife: Let him, I want to see how long he can suck his stomach in!
I told my wife that she looked sexy with those black fingernails.
But she's not believing it and still thinks that I slammed the car door on her fingers deliberately!
