Marriage does not change a man much.
Before the wedding, he loves all the women on earth. After the wedding, it is just one less!
Proud to say that I've been in love with the same woman for 15 years.
But if my wife finds out, she'll kill me!
My wife and I are very compatible.
She's a problem solver and I create a lot of them for her!
Marriage is truly magical. It made all my money disappear!
Top 3 situations that require witnesses:
1) Accident
2) Murder
3) Marriage
Need I say more?
When my wife stops talking to me, I silently go to the kitchen and tighten all the lids.
Checkmate!
Marriage is the process where the husband slowly finds out from his wife what kind of a man she would have preferred!
A husband is someone who carries the picture of his wife in the wallet where his money used to be!
I was born to be wild. But only until 6 PM. That's when I return home from work!
Guaranteed things in life:
1. Sunrise
2. Sunset
3. My wife pulling the handle of the car door at the same time I try to unlock it!
