Pro Tip:
Your wife won't start an argument with you if you're cleaning the house or doing the dishes!
I'm worried, guys. My wife hasn't yet told me what my new year resolutions are!
Getting married is easy, staying married is hard.
I asked my girlfriend, her husband drives her crazy!
Wife: I want equal rights.
Husband: Then you have to return some rights to me!
Feeling adventurous?
Next time your wife calls you, reject the call and text her "He's busy". And then turn off your mobile.
All the best!
The same people who tell you to not get a tattoo because your taste will change will also tell you to be married to the same woman until death parts you!
Happy wife, happy life.
Happy husband, suspicious wife!
Marry the one who gives you the same feeling you have when you see your food coming to your table in a restaurant!
Marriage is like a fortress besieged.
Those who are outside want to get in and those who are inside want to get out!
One of the best hangover lines:
Wife: Baby you love me na?
Husband: Who is Meena?
