Marriage is based on the notion that if a person loves chocolate cake that's all they'll want to eat for the rest of their life!
Wife: Honey, am I fat?
Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.
Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.
Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you!
I was about to eat the last pie from the fridge, the wife shouted...
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'Main Bhi Chowkidaar'!
Just because a person is silent, that doesn't mean he is not aware of fun and joy.
It's possible that he is been married for long time!
If I get married again it'll be when I'm very old so that my time will end before the misery starts!
Husband: I need space.
Wife: Join NASA!
Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars.
Husband: That's true, wars require strategy and logic!
The only person who listens to both sides of an argument is the next door neighbour!
People are not happy with the security arrangement at the Kumbh Mela.
One person lost his wife thrice, and the organizers got her back all three times!
Wife: It's our wedding anniversary in a week, darling. How do you think we should celebrate?
Husband: With a minute of silence!
