Every husband is a farmer by default.
His survival solely depends on 'agree' culture... and 'agree' culture increase GDP (Gross Domestic Peace)!
My wife says I know just how to push all of her buttons.
Unfortunately, I still haven't been able to find the 'Mute Button'!
My wife told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up.
And she couldn't do either!
Therapist: How would you describe your relationship with your wife?
Husband: She told me to tell you it's fine!
Husband: Where did I go wrong?
Wife: You tried to correct me!
Husband: Make sure tea is hot.
Wife: Should I pour it directly in your mouth?
Okay Google, call my wife and tell her that I'll be late and won't be there for dinner.
Google Assistant: Okay, will do.
After Sometime...
Google Assistant: Next time, you talk to your wife yourself!
Divorces would be a lot more awkward if the groom had to formally return the bride to the bride's father!
Married women should stop posting beautiful pictures of themselves.
Why advertise goods that are no longer in stock?
Since the winter has started, all that my wife has done is look through the window.
If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in!
