I call my wife the politician because she starts negative campaigning when she's losing an argument with me!
Staying single is a style,
Divorce is in vogue,
Living-in is considered trendy,
Extra-marital is happening & here we are...
Married... Bloody Totally Outdated!
Why do the bride and groom go round the fire 7 times in the marriage rituals?
A brilliant answer is given by a Maths teacher:
Each circle consists of 360°. The only number from 1 to 9 which cannot divide 360 is 7.
So the bride and groom go round the fire 7 times ensuring that nothing can divide their relationship!
When a married man says- "I'll think about it.
What he really means that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet!
What a married man says after years of marriage:
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I don't Understand her!
Wife sent a message to her husband:
Don't forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office & Savita says 'Hi' to you.
Husband: Who is Savita?
Wife: Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message!
People say "marriage is forever" but actually divorce is forever!
I'm not saying the wife's fat but...
She puts her belt on with a boomerang!
What's it called when you agree to do something your wife asks you to do but still get in trouble for making the wrong facial expression when you agree to do it?
Husband: New age home appliances are equipped with WiFi.
Wife: Why does a fridge need WiFi?
Husband: So it can Netflix and chill!
