Marriage is about understanding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically!
A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.
As he walked to the door she yelled, "And I hope you die a long, slow, and very painful death."
Husband turned around and said, "So you want me to stay?"
Few more days to Valentine's Day:
Wives have become more polite than customer care!
There are many brave people, who always want to fight & be adventurous.
Some choose Army & retire soon.
Others get Married & fight to Death!
A wife chatting with her friend about her husband.
Just imagine... I asked him for 5000/- to go to the parlour. He looked me up & down and gave me 10000/-
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Idiot!
My wife left to get a haircut so I've got maybe 2 hours to practice my "that looks great!" face in the mirror!
If French is the language of love, then long silences peppered with sarcasm must be the language of marriage!
Husband: I love you till Moon and back.
Wife: Priya Ke Pati Toh Jupiter Tak Gaye The Uske Liye Aur Aap Bas Moon and Back!
Friends are forever.
Until they get married!
What is the difference between desire and greed?
Getting married is desire, but trying to be happy after marriage is greed!
