I expect any day now to find out from my wife what my New Year's resolutions will be!
Husband: Tum Mujhe Aap Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.
Wife: Shut Aap!
Don't get me wrong, I'm glad slavery was abolished.
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I just don't understand why marriage is still legal!
Wife: I have blisters on my hands from the broom.
Husband: Next time take the car, silly!
I haven't had sex in such a long time... I'm beginning to feel married!
Wife: I want a divorce because you won't stop talking in egg phrases.
Husband: I don't want this marriage to be over easy. I'm scrambling to fix this!
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it.
Anytime you have romance, your wife is bound to interfere!
A man had his wife cremated. As smoke came out, he said to his friend - "That's the first time I ever saw her hot!"
Wife: Ek Pani Ki Bottle Kharid Lao.
Marwadi: Pani Nahi Hai, Biryani Le Aaun?
Wife: Waah Munh Mein Pani Aa Geya.
Marwadi: Theek Hai, Isi Pani Se Kaam Chalao!
Marry a man who puts his pizza rolls in the oven instead of the microwave.
He knows good things take a little more time!
