The couples that are "meant to be" are the ones who go through everything that is meant to tear them apart and come out even stronger than they were before!
Wife: What do you want for your birthday?
Husband: Just let me win an argument for once!
Mariage - A romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter!
In the middle of a fight, the husband said, "Let's not quarrel, let's discuss the things sensibly."
"No," said angry wife, "Every time we discuss sensibly, I lose"!
Some wives think there's a worm at both ends of a fishing pole!
My husband sent me a text that said, "Your sexy". So, naturally, I wrote back, "No, you're sexy".
He's been walking around all happy and smiling.
Should I tell him I was just correcting his grammar or leave it?
A man drained all the water from his swimming pool.
Wife: Why did you do that?
Husband: I want to practice diving but I can't swim!
Husbands are like children... they're fine if they are someone else's!
I tried to play 'Blue Whale'. It prompted me for marital status & gender. I entered married & male.
It flashed the message: "You've already completed the final task. You can't play the game again"!
On their first day home after the honeymoon, the husband said: "If you make the toast and pour the juice, breakfast will be ready."
Wife: Oh how thoughtful? What are we having?
Husband: Toast and juice!
