Now that the World Cup is done and dusted:
Pant should replace Dhoni;
Dhoni should replace Shastri;
Shastri should replace Manjrekar;
And Manjrekar should replace Navjot Singh Sidhu!
Earlier the problem was you vote for any party on the EVM, the vote goes to BJP.
Now you vote for any other party, the elected MLA goes to the BJP!
Kid: If the dinosaurs were still here they'd kill all the people.
Me, watching people fighting over religion: They have evolved now!
Hindu married men sending a request to Modi Ji.
Sir, Woh Triple Talaq Wala Clear Ho Jaye Toh Thoda Saat Janam Wala Bhi Dekh Lijiye!
The only way Pakistan could have reached 337 if they had tied up with BJP!
Amit Shah took charge as Home Minister and Pakistan was all-out on 105!
#ICCWorldCup2019
Now, we are done with
"Aayega Toh Modi Hi"
Let's start, "Layega Toh Kohli Hi"
#WorldCup2019
Congress Sirf Angrezi Bolne Wale State Mein Aage Rahi...
Ek Jahan Din Mein Sabse Zyada Angrezi Boli Jati Hai Aur Ek Jahan Raat Ko Sabse Zyada Angrezi Boli Jati Hai!
#ElectionResults2019
Forget EVMs. My TV remote also seems to be hacked.
Whichever channel I turn to, it shows the NDA leading!
I am glad that we didn't have any Exit Polls during our school results...
Otherwise, our parents would have started thrashing us 3-4 days in advance of results!