Petrol prices are at their highest in 5 years;
And still some shameless people are saying that Govt. is not doing anything to control pollution!
Surely the SC judge was a Sales Manager in his previous life.
15 Din Ka Target Ab 2 Din Mein Poora Karna Padega!
Hats off to our politicians for their the enthusiasm, commitment and perseverance to get into public office by any means with an unquenchable desire to serve the people!
Manager of Eagleton resort planning to meet the Governor to claim an invitation to form the government as he has got 116 MLAs with him!
I wish my company would give me a holiday in a resort for the fear of another company poaching me!
Current Karnataka situation:
38 marks - 1st Rank
77 marks - 2nd Rank
104 marks - 3rd Rank
Time and again it's proven that the guy who scores 35% is happier than who get distinction!
JD(S) is now like a Bengaluru based start-up which will be acquired by a big "company", and now all its employees will be millionaires!
What is the purpose of HORSE TRADING?
To form a STABLE government.
No wonder, the PM's residence is on RACE COURSE Road!
Karnataka elections are a classic example of 'Sabka Saath Sabka Vikas'
1. Congress got maximum votes
2. BJP got maximum seats
3. JDS got CM post
State of our opinion polls:
An astrologer gave a chit to a pregnant woman and asked her to open the chit after the delivery.
It said:
Ladka Na Ladki
It could be read as:
Ladka, Na Ladki
Or
Ladka Na, Ladki
Or even
Ladka Na Ladki (Kuch Bhi Nahi)