Wah Mera India:
Everyone knows about the horse trading taking place in Karnataka... but everyone is a silent watcher.
#karnatakaelections
There are two things that are likely to happen in Karnataka :
1. BJP will form government today
2. BJP will form a government after a few months
#KarnatakaVerdict
Congress Supporter: I hope Congress will get a majority.
BJP supporter: I hope BJP will get a majority.
Luxury Resort Owner: Hope it will be a hung assembly.
#KarnatakaVerdict
Toofan Postponed Ho Geya Hai... Khabar Leak Hone Ki Wajah Se Bhagwaan Ne Bhi Program Cancel Kar Diya!
Feeling cheated by the Met department. Kids are running around at 35km/hr in the house, whereas the maximum wind speed for the day in the NCR is 13km/hr. What's more dangerous?
~ NCR mothers
Mukesh Ambani's (net-worth $41 Billion) daughter is marrying Ajay Piramal's (net-worth $4.5 Billion) son.
It's a classic rich girl-poor boy love story!
Blaming the media for the ills of the world is like blaming the mirror for the pimples on your face!
It is so hot in the country that even ATMs have dried up!
What it was supposed to be:
Beti Bachao!
What it became:
Beti: Bachao!
Don't be ashamed of being Hindu or Muslim, be ashamed if you've no other identity apart from your religion!