For killing humans he was not punished but for killing deer, he has got a 5-year sentence. Strange isn't it?
Punjabis are so far ahead of everything. Now they are the first to stay without internet and social media for 30 hours.
#internetsuspension
Punjabis can't even be made fools by anyone. Internet services suspended to let them remain smart.
#Internetservicessuspended
Without Punjabis, Whatsapp looks like a graveyard.
#Internetban
Boy: Breakup hurts the most.
Girl: Kabhi Maths Ka Paper Phir Se Diya Hai?
Imagine giving all your data to a Govt in form of Aadhaar which can't even ensure safety of class 10th exam paper!
I am losing my temper over the trending of #balltempering instead of #balltampering on Twitter!
AADHAR - To Live in India
UDHAAR - To Leave India!
Daler Mehndi is really special.
Because Punjabis don't get out of bars so fast!
The last date of linking Aadhar to bank accounts, and wait for Achhe Din are similar.
Extended indefinitely!